The woman sets herself next to the stand and grabs the microphone.
Folks, it’s that time of the year once again! For your viewing pleasure, these modern time gladiators will be thrown into the pit not for a chariot race, but for The! DEATH! SPEED! CHAMPIONSHIP! Brought to you by RR&D Industries, where luxury and performance meet.
Competitors from all around the galaxy have gathered for a chance at the DSC grand prize: a gazillion Milky Way Dollars in Dogecoin – which are worth more than money – and the latest high-end RR&D luxury release, the Flying Dutchman! This time around we’ve got both established veterans and fresh blood! From wheeled, to biped, quadruped, and flying vehicles, powered by diesel, carbs, electricity, or hellpower! Some crowd favorites have come back from retirement, while others are bound to rise. Who, you might wonder? Your guess is as good as mine. The only certainty is there will be DEATH! SPEED! CHAMPIONSHIP!